Ages 10 - 12 & Up

You know the rhyme, "not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse"? Well, this isn't that mouse. This mouse is stirring. They're downright scurryi...

Do you have really tiny things to throw away? Like a single marble, or a quarter of a tissue? Or are you just really enthusiastic about sanitation ...

Happy Birthday! Here's an edible symbol of your own mortality! Except it's not actually edible, because it's a plush. That's probably also symbolic...

How do you take your cheeseburger? Medium rare? Burnt? Made of plush?! Whatever way you decide to enjoy this foodie classic, always remember to toa...

We all had a bread phase within the last, oh, few years, right? Probably no particular reason why I'm sure!!! I guess we just all collectively deci...

I have a cat bias. I admit it -- I think cats are amazing. Especially this Mini Colorpoint Kitty. It's the best thing that ever happened. You can d...

This Mini Squishable Piggy has plans! Athletic, healthy plans! Plans that involve push ups and sit ups and pull ups! Plans that involve lifting wei...

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrab...

A spooky bat for spooky times! 18"x 9"x 8". Ages 3 and up.

Ahoy, budding herpetologists! Would you believe me that this particular species of frog (i.e frok, vrogge, frugge, froggen) is actually known for i...

Halloween has candy bars. Thanksgiving has pie. Christmas has cookies. This is one of them. They are delicious, and sweet, and crunchy, and a flipp...

Squishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surv...

Can I get a Mini Unicorn Latte? I want it cold with a dash of lukewarm! With oat milk, pistachio milk, and milk from a horse that has mated with a ...

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love matcha bubble tea and can't get enough of it, and people who think all matcha tastes l...

Seals have no ears. Can they still appreciate a good brass band?  Absolutely. The dulcet tones of classical? Definitely. Heavy metal?  Heavy yes. A...

Welcome to the Squishable Pumpkin Patch! Pick your own Mini Squishable Pumpkin for all of your autumn pumpkin needs. What kind of pumpkin needs, yo...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandw...

Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. App...

How does one describe a Pig in Mushroom? No really, I'm asking because I'm sitting here at a loss. It's a pig. That's inside of a mushroom. Bit of ...

Real capybaras are able to hold their breath underwater for over five minutes.  DOn't try that with this particular variant! It will survive, but i...

THIS WORM! It's pink! It's amazing! You might (or might not) still love your significant other if they were one! This much-anticipated Mini Squisha...

Unicorns are sweet. Cake is sweet. A cake made out of unicorn...no, wait, that's not what we're going for here. Let me try this again. Unicorns are...

I'm ready to go on a tiny little picnic, how about you?! We can't forget the strawberry jam for our sandwiches! And let's make extra for all our li...

When otters sleep they hold each others hands so they don't float away from the group! Now, I might be anthropomorphizing a completely natural evol...

Hey Baby Axolotl, teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the water, very slowly. Oh, you too? Hmm, in that case can you teach me h...

Being a tree-hugger has its drawbacks.  You might get covered in pine needles. You might get sap on your fancy new holiday outfit. You might get ea...

Shrimp Sushi breaks all the rules! For one thing, it's not raw! For another, it's technically not even a fish! Yet those aren't the only subversive...

You don't want to challenge this little guy to a race. First of all, racing is dangerous in non-controlled conditions, and second, you just know th...

Have you hugged a banana today? Yes? Oh. But have you hugged a tiny banana? Well the Micro Banana is huggable, portable, and can brighten up your d...

Some things in this world are just as fun when they're upside-down! Like an upside-down Christmas Tree (it's a thing), or eating the bottom of a cu...

I used to love cherries! I ate them constantly - everything I drank was cherry flavored. I once had, like, 5 pounds of them in one sitting. Then it...

I love pizza so much that I am now legally married to pizza! It's the best decision I've ever made in my life. Pizza was my first love! I've cuddle...

Sometimes, it feels like everything around us is artificial - the plastic desks we sit at, the incandescent lights we see by, the pre-cooled, recyc...

Divided we are separate individuals, flimsy and weak! We know not the comfort of brotherhood or the romance of togetherness! What shall we do when ...

Cutie hamburger keychain that's 3" of squishy fun. Ages 3 and up.

Unable to buy a home because of the luscious temptation that is avocado toast at brunch? Make one yourself with Micro Avocado Toasts! A lot of them...

Do you crunch your candy cane? Do you lick off all the red parts? Do you crumble it over ice cream or brownies for a sweet treat?  If so, this is t...

This candy cane isn’t here to hang on a tree or sweeten your cocoa! No! It’s here to live its best life, man! Stripes? Immaculate. Shape? Perfectly...

What's better when you pour espresso over it? Pretty much everything! Vanilla ice cream? Yes! Hot chocolate? The best! This cat? Delicious! More es...

There are things we drink because we have to, like water. And there are things we drink for fun, like lemonade! And there are even things we drink ...

In another world, coffee looks the way it makes you feel. It's filled with sunshine and rainbows and happiness. It looks like the smell of smiles a...

Nothing salty about this little friend! Well, except the fact that it's made out of salt. Which is actually extremely salty, come to think of it. S...

Great cookies come in small packages! Sometimes, they also come in big packages! But this one comes in a package that's a little bigger than small,...

Got some double bubbles that need toil and troubling? Have we got the cookware for you! It's got everything you might want in a giant hot boiling m...

'If you think pepper is spicy...you are wrong! Science backs me up that pepper barely rates as "mild" on the scoville scale. But if for some reason...

Bubble tea! The staple in my snack diet! The delightful hold-over between a huge dimsum brunch and noodles for dinner! As perfect for a mid-shoppin...

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you! Also, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. And definitely don't bite your gift in the mouth, or anywhere else....

A huggable cotton candy that's just as soft as the real thing! Measures 11"x 10"x 18". Ages 3 and up.