Ages 10 - 12 & Up

Squishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surv...

Can I get a Mini Unicorn Latte? I want it cold with a dash of lukewarm! With oat milk, pistachio milk, and milk from a horse that has mated with a ...

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love matcha bubble tea and can't get enough of it, and people who think all matcha tastes l...

Seals have no ears. Can they still appreciate a good brass band?  Absolutely. The dulcet tones of classical? Definitely. Heavy metal?  Heavy yes. A...

Welcome to the Squishable Pumpkin Patch! Pick your own Mini Squishable Pumpkin for all of your autumn pumpkin needs. What kind of pumpkin needs, yo...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandw...

Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. App...

How does one describe a Pig in Mushroom? No really, I'm asking because I'm sitting here at a loss. It's a pig. That's inside of a mushroom. Bit of ...

Real capybaras are able to hold their breath underwater for over five minutes.  DOn't try that with this particular variant! It will survive, but i...

THIS WORM! It's pink! It's amazing! You might (or might not) still love your significant other if they were one! This much-anticipated Mini Squisha...

Unicorns are sweet. Cake is sweet. A cake made out of unicorn...no, wait, that's not what we're going for here. Let me try this again. Unicorns are...

I'm ready to go on a tiny little picnic, how about you?! We can't forget the strawberry jam for our sandwiches! And let's make extra for all our li...

When otters sleep they hold each others hands so they don't float away from the group! Now, I might be anthropomorphizing a completely natural evol...

Hey Baby Axolotl, teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the water, very slowly. Oh, you too? Hmm, in that case can you teach me h...

Being a tree-hugger has its drawbacks.  You might get covered in pine needles. You might get sap on your fancy new holiday outfit. You might get ea...

Shrimp Sushi breaks all the rules! For one thing, it's not raw! For another, it's technically not even a fish! Yet those aren't the only subversive...

You don't want to challenge this little guy to a race. First of all, racing is dangerous in non-controlled conditions, and second, you just know th...

Have you hugged a banana today? Yes? Oh. But have you hugged a tiny banana? Well the Micro Banana is huggable, portable, and can brighten up your d...

Some things in this world are just as fun when they're upside-down! Like an upside-down Christmas Tree (it's a thing), or eating the bottom of a cu...

I used to love cherries! I ate them constantly - everything I drank was cherry flavored. I once had, like, 5 pounds of them in one sitting. Then it...

I love pizza so much that I am now legally married to pizza! It's the best decision I've ever made in my life. Pizza was my first love! I've cuddle...

Sometimes, it feels like everything around us is artificial - the plastic desks we sit at, the incandescent lights we see by, the pre-cooled, recyc...

Divided we are separate individuals, flimsy and weak! We know not the comfort of brotherhood or the romance of togetherness! What shall we do when ...

Cutie hamburger keychain that's 3" of squishy fun. Ages 3 and up.