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Happy Birthday! Here's an edible symbol of your own mortality! Except it's not actually edible, because it's a plush. That's probably also symbolic...

We all had a bread phase within the last, oh, few years, right? Probably no particular reason why I'm sure!!! I guess we just all collectively deci...

Did you know the dachshund was the first dog from the United Kingdom to get cloned? Indeed! We tried it out, but it didn't quite go as planned. App...

Ahoy, budding herpetologists! Would you believe me that this particular species of frog (i.e frok, vrogge, frugge, froggen) is actually known for i...

Squishable Gargoyle, stone protector with granite skin and flinty eye! Except this one, which is super soft and made of fuzz. Master of all it surv...

Great cookies come in small packages! Sometimes, they also come in big packages! But this one comes in a package that's a little bigger than small,...

Dim Sum - Literal translation: "touch the heart"! Which might take a bit of poetic license, but it's true that even the hungriest hearts may be tou...

Shrimp Sushi breaks all the rules! For one thing, it's not raw! For another, it's technically not even a fish! Yet those aren't the only subversive...

Whooo! I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Gaze upon me and tremble as we travel back to a childhood of youthful nostalgia and half-remembered winter...

What's at the end of a pastel rainbow?! A pastel pot of pastel gold! Also a pastel leprechaun who is surprisingly angsty and dark. But still pastel...

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrab...

All corgi's are Baby, but are all baby corgi's DOUBLE Baby? If you multiply Baby by Baby, do you get fish? I figured you'd be tired of the word B*b...

Just a little caterpillar friend to snuggle! Measures 4"x 7"x 4". Ages 3 and up.

A bleached wheat-based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a hamburger still sound delic...

Imagine the scenario: you're at the pizza place. You've got a pizza and some salad. You whip out your travel-sized bottle of Ranch. You don't put i...

Soup dumplings are the PERFECT comfort food, so warm and pillowy!! It's so cool how they're made too! The broth is gelatinized before being mixed i...

There are things we drink because we have to, like water. And there are things we drink for fun, like lemonade! And there are even things we drink ...

In another world, coffee looks the way it makes you feel. It's filled with sunshine and rainbows and happiness. It looks like the smell of smiles a...

What's better when you pour espresso over it? Pretty much everything! Vanilla ice cream? Yes! Hot chocolate? The best! This cat? Delicious! More es...

Being a tree-hugger has its drawbacks.  You might get covered in pine needles. You might get sap on your fancy new holiday outfit. You might get ea...

Bubble tea! The staple in my snack diet! The delightful hold-over between a huge dimsum brunch and noodles for dinner! As perfect for a mid-shoppin...

Halloween has candy bars. Thanksgiving has pie. Christmas has cookies. This is one of them. They are delicious, and sweet, and crunchy, and a flipp...

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love matcha bubble tea and can't get enough of it, and people who think all matcha tastes l...

I'm ready to go on a tiny little picnic, how about you?! We can't forget the strawberry jam for our sandwiches! And let's make extra for all our li...

Can I get a Mini Unicorn Latte? I want it cold with a dash of lukewarm! With oat milk, pistachio milk, and milk from a horse that has mated with a ...

This candy cane isn’t here to hang on a tree or sweeten your cocoa! No! It’s here to live its best life, man! Stripes? Immaculate. Shape? Perfectly...

Do you crunch your candy cane? Do you lick off all the red parts? Do you crumble it over ice cream or brownies for a sweet treat?  If so, this is t...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandw...

How does one describe a Pig in Mushroom? No really, I'm asking because I'm sitting here at a loss. It's a pig. That's inside of a mushroom. Bit of ...